Sunday, September 29, 2013

Great Value Loaded Baked Potato Flavor Dip

[caption id="attachment_113" align="alignnone" width="300"]Why? Why? photo from walmart.com Why? Why? photo from walmart.com[/caption]

I have no words to describe this. No words. In fact Wal-Mart has no words to describe this either. The jar is devoid of any indication of the flavors the dip is supposed to have. The Wal-Mart website has no real description. Under the item description it has two words: Great Taste. That gives me no idea what it's supposed to taste like. There could have been some nice prose about artisan cured bacon and handmade cheese. But there isn't. It's almost like Wal-Mart knew this was awful. They didn't want to get our hopes up.

Going by the picture on the front of the jar I believe it should be a mix of sour cream, bacon, onions and cheddar cheese. It should be great, or at least edible. I like all those things. And I'll be dipping deep-fried potatoes into it. It should all work. It doesn't.

The "bacon" is tiny pieces of chewy fake meat like substance that tastes vaguely like canned chili. It just has that cumin and liquid smoke flavor. The texture is horrible. If you were to soak bacon bits in water for a couple of days, I imagine they would take on this texture. I just shuddered while typing that.

I assume the actual dip base is supposed to taste like sour cream. I'm not sure what it tastes like, but it's not sour cream. I just can't place the flavor. The "bacon" is the predominate flavor. The onions and cheese are nowhere to be found. Really this is awful.

Like I said, this could have been great.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Diana Jalapeños

DNE0003gsal_jalapenos

This is what my bag looked like.                               New packaging?

photo from planetacatracho.com                           photo from diana.com.sv

 

These were an impulse buy at the local H Mart. But then again almost everything I buy at H Mart is an impulse buy. I went in for steak and some vegetables, I swear. Look I was hungry and it was rush hour. I figured the last 6 miles home would take an eternity. They didn't thankfully.

Diana Jalapeños are a basic tortilla chip made by Diana Todo Mundo. The chips are thicker and smaller than American chips and have a nice balance of flavor. The jalapeño flavor tastes like actual jalapeños  . There is a bit of fruity sweetness to these. A truly impressive feat. There seems to be another flavor component to the chips, I think it may be cheese. It neither adds to or detracts from the jalapeno flavor.

Over all the chips were good. Not overly seasoned so you could actually taste the corn and not too salty.